Is it just me or have children changed drastically in the past ten years, I mean looking at my little sisters and the things they do and say, makes you go wow. Like my 6 year old sister has this thing of i5tbing herself to 3yal al nas. I mean she's been engaged and unengaged more times than most grown people would ever be in their life. Her latest prospective husband is this cute little German boy that comes to our house. The poor kid didn't know what hit him and Bilques, comes running downstairs telling my mum

"Abdullah said he wants to marry me". Then he comes chasing her telling my mum,

"No she wants to marry me".

Mushkila we all know 7rakat7a so we knew it was her and not him that must have brought the subject up. He then went home and told his mum and dad that Bilques wants to marry him and his dad, who thought the whole thing hilarious, came and told my dad, god I was so embarrassed when my dad came and told us.

My two little sisters, Abdullah and his big bro, Hamza were all sitting in the kitchen eating.

My 9 year old sister: I'm never getting married

Hamza:But you have to get married to get kids

Sis: No I'm never getting married.

Abdullah: You don't have to get married to get kids, whats wrong with u Hamza?

Bilques: You don't?

Sis: Exactly I don't have to get married. I can just have my kids. Hamza then went into a big rant about why she should get married and all the pros that were in the bargain.

Well I didn't ask them, how you get kids cuz either they don't know and I don't wannna spark there curiosity there is also a possibility that they have an idea and I'd rather not know if that is the case. I found out how babies were made when I was 10, I was watching a movie that I wasn't supposed to be watching (obviously) and the hero starting having sex with thsi lady he had met in a nightclub. I was in shock for a while and NO WAY would you find me discussing it happily with my two friends over a cup of juice.

Also on the first day of school my two sisters came back home telling us how a car full of guys chased them almost until they got home. I tried to explain to them, that shabab had not reached that level of desperation to chase a 9 and 6 year old, but till this day they are positive they were the reason they were chased, they were chasing them cuz my friends was in our car not 3shan7um.

I was sitting online today and my dad was in the room reading, my little sister enters and starts going.

“Bosoms,bosoooms” ya3niy she was shouting it. I was staring at her, my dad just carried on reading like he couldn’t hear anything. Its not something my family are eating is it?

So ends my muse.

Oh layt al shbab t3wdo yawman.

Whatever.